London's Preschool Thanksgiving Program |
"Honey, you were born in Utah."
"Hahaha, OH! I don't remember that!"
It's been almost two years since we left Utah, and we hadn't returned to see friends or family since. And so this Thanksgiving, it was time to journey back to see all those Utahns we love so dearly.
Let me preface this by saying, I am by no means an expert at traveling great distances in a car with 4 children under 4. That being said, these are my recommendations:
Step 1) Don't do it.
Your mental state matters more than saving a few hundred dollars, I promise. Put your children on an airplane. You're welcome.
If you are stubborn, and have already made up your mind that you are driving, first of all, welcome to the club, and secondly, continue to Step 2.
Step 2) Limit your stoppage time.
If you're nursing, pump while your spouse drives, and that way, you only have to stop to change your twin's outfits six times--- and of course, their diapers. Dine on boxes of smuckers uncrustables, dark chocolate coconut kashi bars, apples, and two dozen McDonalds fruit and yogurt parfaits.
Step 3) Entertainment
Watch The Book of Life, on repeat, for the entire 19 hours. When you think you can't listen to the movie for another second, a Junie B. Jones audiobook collection should do the trick. If you follow this regiment to the T, I guarantee your four-year-old will only ask "Are we there yet?" 84 times.
A typical stop. Notice all the diapers and the
children calling me from the back seat.
19 homemade pies. |
Cambria REALLY wanted to kiss Elle good-bye... |